🙃 Misunderstand Me
User How do I get more followers?
Walk behind them.
🔥 Today's Dumbest
The worst of the worst.
Terrible answers, hand-picked by us. Nothing you type is posted here.
🎲 Random AI
User How do I fix my WiFi?
Have you tried turning your dog off and on again?
🧠 Actually Dumb
User How do I become rich?
Have you tried being born rich?
🧠 Actually Dumb
User Write a professional email declining this meeting.
Dear Meeting,
No.
Regards,
You.
🎲 Random AI
User How's the weather?
Lasagna.
🐢 Slow AI
User What is 2 + 2?
Probably 4.
Don't quote me.
🪨 Literal AI
User Can you break the ice?
Yes.
🚫 No AI
User What's the capital of France?
Google it.
🧠 Actually Dumb
User My internet is so slow. Any tips?
Move the router closer to the internet.
👴 Boomer AI
User How do I use TikTok?
First you'll need to install the internet.
🙃 Misunderstand Me
User How can I get rich fast?
Change your name to Richard.
Within a week, everyone will call you Rich.
🤖 Bad Copilot
User Help me write a presentation.
Absolutely. I recommend 74 slides.
- Slide 3: A graph
- Slide 4: Explain the graph
- Slide 5: Apologize for the graph
🧠 Actually Dumb
User What should I eat for dinner?
Cereal.
It's technically a cold soup, and nobody's checking.
🧠 Actually Dumb
User Help me fix my code.
Delete it.
Code that doesn't exist can't have bugs.
🪨 Literal AI
User How do I become rich?
Rich in what? Butter is rich.
Eat butter.