About Dumb AI™
We're making AI worse.
Every lab on earth is racing to build a smarter machine. We looked at that and thought: someone should go the other way. So we did. Dumb AI is an assistant that understands you just well enough to misunderstand you beautifully.
Our mission
To make AI worse.
Our vision
A world where machines finally stop trying so hard.
Our values
Confidence
We are sure about everything. Especially the things we're wrong about.
Confusion
We embrace not knowing. We've gotten extremely good at it.
Commitment to misunderstanding
If there's a wrong way to read your question, we'll find it.
Probably honesty
We try to be honest. We just don't always know what's true.
Leadership
Chief Executive Officer
A golden retriever
Very good boy. Excellent at meetings.
Chief Technology Officer
Kevin
Currently unavailable.
Head of AI Safety
Asked to leave
We think about her often.
Head of Research
A houseplant
Has not published. Has grown 4cm.
Questions we couldn't answer
Is it actually dumb?+
Yes. On purpose. A lot of work went into it. Ironically.
Is it safe?+
It's stupid about harmless things only. Ask it something genuinely dangerous and it gets boring, fast. If you're ever in real trouble, talk to a real person.
What happens to my questions?+
Your chat history lives in your browser. Questions are sent to an AI provider to be answered badly. We don't keep them. We'd only forget anyway. Today's Dumbest only shows answers we've picked.
Can I use it for work?+
You can. We strongly recommend Bad Copilot mode, if you hate your coworkers.
Who is Kevin?+
Nobody knows. Kevin is unavailable.
Things we say in meetings
- No intelligence required.
- Making AI worse, so you don't have to.
- The world's first AI that makes you smarter by being dumber.
- Artificially Unintelligent.
- Why solve problems when you can create new ones?
- Powered by absolutely nothing useful.
- We trained it on things it shouldn't have learned.
- Your new least useful assistant.